Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them

Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them(i'd go with boulders if i could)

Boys make good pets, everyone should own one
Boys lie, throw pie(i like pie)
Boys are stupider, send them to Jupiter

Boys lie, poke them in the eye
Boys are dumb(use them for Christmas decorations)
Boys are afraid of the dark

Boys eat boogers when no one's watching
Boys are smelly
Boys are made in stupid factory
Boys fart
Boys are public transportation

Girls are weirdos but they smell pretty ^_^

Found some great ones from Todd Goldman! (Y)

Islamiat class :/

New random out burst, sigh

Islamiat class with an extremist teacher who thinks that if someone's dancing you should break their legs.

Well yeah if they dance like me sure go ahead, but cumon we've got some moves going on with our youngsters.

Printing press HHarraaam hai

Preenting Prais HHarraaam hai

Naachna gaana HHaraaam hai
Sir: If your wife is characterless or if you cannot trust her, you should lock her in a room.

Khair now i'm stalking my latest trillionth crush :P

Hi my crush!