Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them

Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them(i'd go with boulders if i could)

Boys make good pets, everyone should own one
Boys lie, throw pie(i like pie)
Boys are stupider, send them to Jupiter

Boys lie, poke them in the eye
Boys are dumb(use them for Christmas decorations)
Boys are afraid of the dark

Boys eat boogers when no one's watching
Boys are smelly
Boys are made in stupid factory
Boys fart
Boys are public transportation

Girls are weirdos but they smell pretty ^_^

Found some great ones from Todd Goldman! (Y)